内涵段子,暖心图片
我是某猫网店女装店的客服,今天来客人问:穿什么衣服现年轻。我脑袋一抽:穿开裆裤
结果,被投诉了。。。。
段子你赔我工资。
https://att.xiawai.com/data/attachment/forum/202104/18/ffhjkxl5icd19793.jpg
女友虽然是吃货,可丝毫不妨碍我疼她,我俩感情一直很好。
可是,就在昨天,她彻底把我激怒了!
马拉个币!
一眼没看紧,她竟然连我戴了一年多的小核桃手链都不放过! 砸碎吃了!!!
https://att.xiawai.com/data/attachment/forum/202104/18/lezr1lsvodb19794.jpg
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在院子里吃泡面,隔壁5岁的小女孩看见了,馋的直流口水,但是泡面超辣我怕辣到她。
因为她一直盯着流口水我实在没办法就给她喝了口汤,果然她辣的止吐舌头,旁边一个岁数差不多的小男孩很不给面子的嘲笑他。
小姑娘竟然过去拉住那个小男孩嘴对嘴的亲了上去,结果小男孩辣哭了,小女孩很高兴的跑回家了。
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