你那墙上贴的砖也敢叫平？
装修房子，施工队太不负责，于是男友和他们吵起来，我过来劝架。男友：正好你来了，快靠墙站直喽——看见了吗，这才叫平！你那墙上贴的砖也敢叫平？！！
施工队：……
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楼里一女生晾的文胸丢了，怒！在楼下黑板上挑衅道：我就不信我这e罩杯的文胸在咱楼还能有女生戴得上！
当晚，文胸挂在了宿舍门把上……
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办公室里，导师怒吼道：“现在的大学生也太没素质了，上我电脑里拷毛片居然用剪切１
mm：前几天我生你的气了！
我：为啥？貌似我没惹到你埃
mm：那天我问你500万和恋人之间只能选一个，你选哪个，结果你选了500万，于是我就生气了。
我：?濉ｈ缓竽兀坑∠笾形液孟窕姑桓?愕狼赴桑
mm：没，不过后来我想想，我也会选500万，所以现在我就原谅你了～
我：……
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