标题: 刚好就 这样吧 [打印本页] 作者: letter 时间: 2020-12-4 09:38 标题: 刚好就 这样吧 和相亲对象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。他事先安排了
个朋友给他打电话，这样他就能借故先离开了。当他回到桌边，他
垂下眼睛，装出一副阴沉的表情，说：“有个不幸的消息，我的祖
父刚刚去世了。”“谢天谢地！”他的约会对象说，“如果你的祖父不
死，我的祖父就得死了！”
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take
another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly
arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would
have an excuse to leave.When he returned to the table, he
lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have
some bad news. My grandfather just died.""Thank heavens,"
his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!" 作者: 英雄十三少 时间: 2020-12-4 10:02
自从上了侠外论坛真相有图版块，感觉自己瘦了十多斤。作者: 萝莉是百合 时间: 2020-12-5 15:43
好图好图，撸主再接再厉啊!作者: 蒙面操人 时间: 2020-12-8 21:11 看大灯感觉很不错，就是不知道排气管漏水不漏水
看大灯感觉很不错，就是不知道排气管漏水不漏水