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标题: 责任重于泰山呀。 [打印本页]

作者: support 时间: 2021-8-11 01:02
标题: 责任重于泰山呀。
有一次和老婆逛街，路上背老婆一段路，回头对她说，老婆每次背着你，都觉得背着的是责任。老婆羞涩的底下了头。偷偷得的笑了笑。把她放下来我又说了句，责任重于泰山呀。

（这狗不识趣啊）

老婆逛街回来忿忿地说：“今天倒霉呢，有个人推着三轮逆行把我裤子挂花了！”我：“你那么能骂，杂不骂他一顿？” 她说：“我刚想发飙，一看是卖烤面筋的，就问他多钱，他说两块钱一串，然后他问我要不要辣椒，我说来5串少放点辣椒。。。后来竟把骂他这事给忘了。。。”

（妹子，我来帮你推）

“老公，晚上你同学聚会！我衣柜里已经找不到一件能穿的衣服了，知道你接下来该做什么了吗？” “知道了，老婆！我马上给你安排减肥计划，晚上聚会你就别去了，到时候我给你打包点青菜回来。。。” 老婆。。。

（还让不让我等屌丝过啦）

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