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    发表于 2021-8-11 01:01:51 | 只看该作者 回帖奖励 |倒序浏览 |阅读模式

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    今天亲戚结婚,老公去参加婚礼了,发了一张照片给我,我就回了四个字:白菜不错。。。 老公:猪也挺肥的! 哎呦我去,什么时候我两之间的交流变的这么有含义了?

    (下面的汉子走开,我来)

    我过生日,老婆给我买了瓶女士香水,当然香水被她自己拿去享用了。老婆过生日,我给她买了台我心仪已久的剃须刀。两天后岳父多了个新剃须刀。

    (别人家的美术老师)



    老婆:“以后你别老说我胖,客观点好吗。” 老公:“怎么不客观了?” 老婆:“今天拍X片的医生说都见到我的锁骨了。”

    (好好好,你球大)



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