谁的屁股着火了还不拼命跑呀！

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老师：“贝克，为什么火箭跑得那么快？”
贝克：“谁的屁股着火了还不拼命跑呀！ ”

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老师向学生证明酒的危害性，她把一条蠕虫放进一杯酒里，蠕
虫立刻死掉了。“大家知道这证明了什么？”她问学生。小卡尔来了
灵感：“这证明如果人喝了酒，肚子里就不会有蛔虫。”

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“母狗生下小狗，小狗要吃东西。”
“……？”
“那就是说，凡是母亲生的都得吃东西。”
小汤姆想呀想呀，终于找出一个生下来不吃东西的家伙。他告
诉老师：
“老师，母鸡生蛋，蛋不吃东西。”