泼猴，你看我牛逼么！

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某天王思聪找到禅师，问到：“大师，好多人喊我老公，好苦恼，怎么办？” 禅师什么也没说，递给他一盒套套。 王思聪拿着套套若有所思说：“我懂了， 大师的意思是既然无法避免，就做好安全措施？” 禅师摇摇头，说：“老公，来吧！ ”

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老板你这药是假的，说什么用了金枪不倒坚持半个小时以上都是骗人的，
“不能啊，你用的量不够吧？
” 拉倒吧，我喝了一瓶那，还是没啥反应！
“大哥，下次用之前看看说明好吗，那是擦的”！



牛魔王见到孙悟空：泼猴，你看我牛逼么！孙悟空：不看。


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