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昨晚去吃烧烤,老板问我要几分辣,我说要变 态辣,于是老板一边加辣椒一边摸我屁股问:“这样够变 态吗?”
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和一个刚分来的文静女医生聊天得知她男朋友是某三甲医院泌尿外科的,我说很牛呀,她笑道,就是个通下水道的。。。
今天去澡堂洗澡,听见一哥们对搓澡大哥说了一句让我终身难忘的话:大哥,你给我打个飞机呗!
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