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和相亲对象呆了一晚上后,男人再也受不了了。他事先安排了
个朋友给他打电话,这样他就能借故先离开了。当他回到桌边,他
垂下眼睛,装出一副阴沉的表情,说:“有个不幸的消息,我的祖
父刚刚去世了。”“谢天谢地!”他的约会对象说,“如果你的祖父不
死,我的祖父就得死了!”
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take
another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly
arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would
have an excuse to leave.When he returned to the table, he
lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have
some bad news. My grandfather just died.""Thank heavens,"
his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"
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