刚好就 这样吧

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和相亲对象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。他事先安排了
个朋友给他打电话，这样他就能借故先离开了。当他回到桌边，他
垂下眼睛，装出一副阴沉的表情，说：“有个不幸的消息，我的祖
父刚刚去世了。”“谢天谢地！”他的约会对象说，“如果你的祖父不
死，我的祖父就得死了！”

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take
another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly
arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would
have an excuse to leave.When he returned to the table, he
lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have
some bad news. My grandfather just died.""Thank heavens,"
his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

英雄十三少

自从上了侠外论坛真相有图版块，感觉自己瘦了十多斤。

萝莉是百合

好图好图，撸主再接再厉啊!

蒙面操人

看大灯感觉很不错，就是不知道排气管漏水不漏水